We are The big Family of SMP N 1 Bodeh will present an English Play “ ANDE – ANDE LUMUT “ Enjoy the story.
ADEGAN I
PANGGUNG KOSONG TERLIHAT DEKORASI DENGAN NUANSA PEDESAAN. TERDENGAR MUSIK Gambang .Nyai Intan MASUK DENGAN MEMBAWA TAMPAH BERISI BERAS, KEMUDIAN MEMPERKENALKAN DIRI KEPADA PENONTON.
NYAI INTAN : Hello audiences, Let’s me introduce my self, my name is NYAI INTAN. I am the mother’s Klenting.
They are klenting Abang and Klenting Ijo. Okay, audiences , I have to go now to cook
first because My children haven’t breakfast yet, bye……..bye……
KEMUDIAN nyai intan KELUAR PANGGUNG. TERDENGAR MUSIK BERIRAMA KERAS, MENGIRINGI MASUKNYA PARA KLENTING. KEMUDIAN MEREKA MEMPERKENALKAN DIRI.
K.ABANG : Assalamualaikum ….. hey audiences….. introduce….. we are Klentings, Nyai Intan’s daughter.
My name is Klenting Abang. I am the oldest…..here!
K.IJO : My name is Klenting Ijo.
K.ABANG : Audiences, We love Mom, Nyai Intan very much. Because My Mom, gives us freedom. It means that our
mom believe us, is it right my sister?
K.IJO : It’s right audiences, We are still young. So we have to use well. Live only once don’t be waste of time
K.ABANG : Eh….. my sister ? finish all, come on…. We must help my mom to cook ! come on…..
KLENTING-KLENTING AKAN KELUAR PANGGUNG, TETAPI TIBA-TIBA DATANG KLENTING KUNING.
K.KUNING : Excuse me……any body home ? 3x
KLENTING-KLENTING BERBALIK ARAH MENUJU KLENTING KUNING. KLENTING ABANG MENDEKATI KLENTING KUNING.
K .ABANG : What’s up! What do you want to meet?
K.KUNING : Me….. Me…… I am a rambler who haven’t house. I also have not parents. Please be me your sister.
K.IJO : What? Do you want to join in here? No place here.
K.KUNING : Please….Help me please, I will do everything all you ask, please…
K.ABANG : Please……5X ! strange girl ! go away…..! no level with us
( The property which is used NO DANGER )dibawakan asisten penyiar
TETAPI KLENTING KUNING TETAP MEMAKSA SAMPAI TERJADI KERIBUTAN. NYAI INTAN DATANG DARI ARAH DALAM.
NYAI INTAN : My children…..what’s up? It’s sound noisy ! what’s up? talk to me?
Kemudian NYAI INTAN MENGHAMPIRI Klenting Kuning
Hey…who are you? What a beautiful you are !
K.KUNING : Ma’am….. I am a rambler, I have no parents and a house….. I am a lonely, so help me ma’am, I want be
family here, please?
NYAI INTAN : Please…..? what does her mean, Klenting Abang and Klenting Ijo?
(NYAI INTAN bertanya pada anak-anaknya)
K.ABANG : Ma’am….. don’t be your business ! It’s useless perceive her.
K. IJO : Yes ma’am beside that, our house….. full of women and also the bedrooms have fixed !
NYAI INTAN : Ok, Don’t make a noisy ? Your mom confuse….
( Menuju kearah klenting kuning )
Dear girl…..Mom gives you promise to stay here. But….You must help to do everything here, ok !
K.KUNING : Thanks God …..! Thank you ma’am…..thank you ( sambil mencium tangan simbok berkali2 dan klenting
yg lain merasa risih )
NYAI INTAN : Yes…yes…it’s ok. by the way what is your name, dear?
K.KUNING : I don’t know, ma’am. ( klenting Kuning tampak bingung )
NYAI INTAN : It’s O.K ……(tempo ) Because of Your clothes is yellow , I will give you a name…… Klenting Kuning
PARA KLENTING YANG LAIN MERASA SEWOT, TETAPI KLENTING KUNING MERASA GEMBIRA.
NYAI INTAN : And now you join with your sister, please !
K.KUNING : All right, Ma’am…….
MUSIK GENDING JAWA/CAMPUR SARI. NYAI INTAN DAN PARA KLENTING KELUAR PANGGUNG.
ADEGAN II
PANGGUNG KOSONG,KLENTING KUNING MASUK SAMBIL MENYAPU.
K.KUNING : Audiences, I am very thanks, because I have a house now. But My sisters do not keep cleaning the
house. Although I am done like a servant, it doesn’t matter, the most important thing is I
meet my husband Panji Asmara Bangun. Sambil nyanyi….alamat palsu
Yeaaah………5 X
Where are you?
where are you?
where are you?
Where I must look for you
Look for you
TIBA-TIBA TERDENGAR MUSIK KERAS, PARA KLENTING MASUK PANGGUNG DENGAN CIRI KHAS MASING-MASING.
K.ABANG : Hey….Klenting Kuning ! Where is my Mom ? ( berkata ketus )
THE PROPERTY WHICH IS USED NO DANGER dibawakan asisten penyiar tv
K.KUNING : Inside, sis
K.ABANG : Yes…..Okay……!
PARA KLENTING KELUAR PANGGUNG DIIRINGI MUSIK KERAS. KLENTING KUNING MENERUSKAN MENYAPUNYA. KEMUDIAN NYAI INTAN DATANG MEMBANTU KLENTING KUNING. KEMUDIAN DATANGLAH SEORANG PENYIAR TV MEMBAWA PENGUMUMAN.
PENYIAR.TV : Announcement…..Who ever feel as a woman and fulfill the requirement, there is a handsome boy from
across village looks for the match who wants to be his spouse.
NYAI INTAN : WOW….. it’s a happy news (tempo ). …. My dear girl ! Klenting Abang, Klenting Ijo…..! Come on all here
PARA KLENTING MASUK PANGGUNG.
KOOR PARA KLENTING : What’s up mom?
NYAI INTAN : Attention please beauty girl, there is a good news at TV through “Sekilat Info” at moment. Do you know
who Si ande ande ande lumuten he.he ……. Ande ande lumut I mean….. He is looking for a wife. It’s your
chance ! Come on….. go to there. Don’t be late ! Don’t till close the registration ! Come on….. quick……
SEMUA KLENTING NAMPAK SANGAT GEMBIRA.
K.KUNING : Mom ( mbok ), how about me?
K.ABANG : Hey you….. Just at home with Mom (simbok) !
THE PROPERTY WHICH IS USED NO DANGER dibawakan asisten penyiar tv
K.IJO : Yes….. It’s not your level. Ande-ande lumut doesn’t receive you, Understand !
NYAI INTAN : Okay, dear….. You are at here with me (simbok)
KLENTING KUNING MENGGERUTU. (Huuuh )
K.ABANG : Yes Okay, Mom (mbok), We go now , Please pray us, Mom(mbok) ! Bye…….bye…….
NYAI INTAN : It’s Ok . Please go now! God bless you.
PARA KLENTING KELUAR PANGGUNG DIIRINGI MUSIK KERAS.PANGGUNG KOSONG.
ADEGAN III
YUYU KANGKANG MASUK PANGGUNG SAMBIL BERJOGET-JOGET,DIIRINGI MUSIK surrender. DITENGAH DIA BERJOGET, TERJADI PANTATNYA TERJEPIT SUPITNYA SENDIRI.
YUYU K (logat madura) : Augghh….owh….. no wonder, actually my behind clipped my chopstick(tempo) kemudian yuyu
kangkang duduk dipinggir panggung sambil celingak celinguk) hey….. it’s empty now, right?
,,,,,,wonder!…. From morning to afternoon nothing best seller
KEMUDIAN PARA KLENTING MASUK PANGGUNG.
K.ABANG : Wah….. It’s empty here , where is the ship ?
SEMUA KLENTING JADI RIBUT MENCARI PERAHU,TIBA-TIBA DATANG YUYU KANGKANG MENAWARKAN JASA.
YUYU K ANGKANG : Wow…beautiful girl! where are you going ? ( Sambil nyanyi gaya t’gendong )
K.IJO : Wow….. truly there is Yuyu Kangkang here(menuju kearah yuyu kangkang). Yuyu kangkang the
handsome and kindness boy, help me please to across the village. Because
We will meet Ande Ande Lumut.
YUYU KANGKANG : Oh….. You will go to Dadapan Village to meet Ande ande lumuten! It’s ok but You must
pay me one million for a girl, how about it ? ( Sambil berekspresi Cuek )
K.ABANG : Wow…… It’s very expensive. We have no money as much as you want.
YUYU KANGKANG : Waah…. If you mind….. no problem, I will go now.
SEMUA KLENTING NAMPAK KEBINGUNGAN.
K.ABANG : Hey….hey ! yuyu kangkang !, Wait a moment, please (mendekati yuyu kangkang dan merayunya
)…Yuyu Kangkang …..the best and most handsome boy in the world ! Help me please…..once
time… free for us nothing to loose…..handsome….
YUYU KANGKANG YANG SEMULA GR KARENA DIRAYU JADI KAGET DAN MARAH.
YUYU KANGKANG : What ! Free! Duuh …aduh…there is no free today…..sis…. don’t talk like that …..
YUYU KANGKANG BEREKPRESI BERPIKIR , PARA KLENTING TERLIHAT BINGUNG DAN KECEWA.
YUYU KANGKANG :Emmmmm…yes.. I have a good idea, sis !
KOOR PARA KLENTING : What….what is it?
YUYU KANGKANG : It’s like that ( para klenting mendekati yuyukangkang)…. After arriving at the across, give me a
kiss,ok !
PARA KLENTING MERASA KAGET DAN BINGUNG KEMUDIAN MEREKA MENGADAKAN RAPAT SINGKAT.
K.ABANG : Ok ….. We agree. The most important is we go there as soon as possible.
YUYU KANGKANG : okay…okay.
TERDENGAR MUSIK CAMPUR SARI PERAHU LAYAR/ MUSIK ALAMAT PALSU. YUYU KANGKANG DAN PARA KLENTING KELUAR PANGGUNG. YUYU KANGKANG MASUK PANGGUNG LAGI.
YUYU KANGKANG :Wow…… so fantastic kissing…… I like it…..he.e
KEMUDIAN MASUK KLENTING KUNING DENGAN BINGUNG MENCARI PERAHU.KEMUDIAN YUYU KANGKANG LANGSUNG MENAWARKAN JASA.
YUYU KANGKANG : Hey….. beauty girl ! You will go to across, won’t you? There is no ship here,
I will deliver you to across, but you must pay a kissing left and right
cheek means “cipika cipiki” , Do you agree ?
KLENTING KUNING BINGUNG SEJENAK, KEMUDIAN MENYETUJUINYA.
K .KUNING :All right, I agree with you.
YUYU KANGKANG : Okay…! Okay…!
TERDENGAR music t’gendong , TETAPI SEBELUM SAMPAI DITUJUAN, KLENTING KUNING CEPAT-CEPAT MENGOLESI WAJAH DAN TANGANNYA DENGAN KOTORAN, SEHINGGA MEMBUAT YUYU KANGKANG MERASA RISIH.
YUYU KANGKANG : Duhhh…. Girl, what smelt is it?( menoleh kearah klenting kuning). Duh aduhh……. bad smelt you
are !. Ok, Go now there ! make me Headache…..
YUYU KANGKANG KELUAR PANGGUNG SAMBIL BERLARI.KLENTING KUNING TERTAWA CEKIKIKAN KEMUDIAN KE LUAR PANGGUNG JUGA.
ADEGAN IV
ANDE-ANDE LUMUT MASUK PANGGUNG BERSAMA MBOK RONDO DAN ASISTENNYA YANG MEMBAWA MAP DAN PENSIL BESAR.
ANDE-ANDE.LUMUT : Mom (mbok)….. how about? How many girls registered ?
MBOK.RONDO : Aduuh…..dear son…. Mommy ( simbok) doesn’t know….. Ask to the assistant.
ASISTEN : Mommy and boss ,about the application…until .. today
has been nine hundred and ninety nine participants….
ANDE-ANDE LUMUT : Wuah…..it’s many enough yeah…..
KOOR ( klenting abang and klenting ijo ) : Excuse me……anybody home?
ASISTEN : Come in please. Of course the ladies want to apply boss Ande-ande Lumut, right?
KLENTING.ABANG : It’s right, sir. We will register.
ASISTEN : Of course you may….but there are many requirements here.
KLENTING IJO : Loh…. Use requirement like apply the job…..!
KLENTING.ABANG : Sir…..You don’t confuse us….. we are not bad, right ?
ASISTEN : Hey…..! Don’t talk more…..! If you mind go away from here !
KOOR klenting abang and klenting ijo : Eh okay….. we will obey all the requirements !
SEMUA KLENTING RIBUT
ASISTEN : OKay …..all attention please…..
First Requirement; Beautiful and members of Bos@ English Club
The second; Have a nice voice means can sing
The third ;Follow the healthy test.
The last; Can make a delicious food, specially Pemalang’s food. Because Ande-ande Lumut likes
Grombyang Pemalang very much.
How about it? Is it clear? I called the first participant….Klenting Abang….please !
SEMUA KLENTING MAJU SATU PER SATU DI TES OLEH MBOK RONDO DADAPAN.
MBOK RONDO : My dear son, si ande ande ande lumut
Come down to meet here any the pretty girl
This girl dear, has a beautiful face
Klenting Abang is the name of the pretty girl
ANDE ANDE LUMUT : oh oh mommy, I don’t want that a girl
Oh oh mommy, I don’t go down to there
Although, pretty , she is a rest of yuyu kangkang.
ASSISTANT : NEXT………KLENTING IJO
MBOK RONDO : My dear son, si ande ande ande lumut
Come here to meet here any the sweaty girl
This girl dear, has a beautiful face
Klenting ijo is the name of the sweaty girl
ANDE ANDE LUMUT : Oh oh mommy, I don’t want that a girl
Oh oh mommy, I don’t go down to there
Although sweaty, she is a rest of yuyu kangkang
SEMUA KLENTING – KLENTING RIBUT , MERASA DIRINYA YANG TERPILIH KEMUDIAN DATANG KLENTING KUNING DENGAN BERSAHAJA.
K.KUNING : Excuse me….. I will register myself
ASISTEN :OK…..Please…… But it’s like the others, you have to fulfill some requirements.
Mommy (mbok) , there is a girl who applied again, but this is difference with her smelt….. Are
you ready, now ?
KEMUDIAN MBOK RONDO MELAKUKAN TES TERHADAP KLENTING KUNING.
MBOK.RONDO : Aduuh…..what smelt is this? Dear girl…..look your feet, maybe you step on cat feces.
KEMUDIAN KLENTING KUNING MEMBERSIHKAN KAKINYA
MBOK RONDO : My dear son, si ande ande ande lumut
Come down to meet here any the cute girl
This girl, dear has a beautiful face
Klenting kuning is the name of the cute girl
ANDE ANDE LUMUT : Oh oh mommy, today of course I will
Your dear son, sure will come to you
Although a bad, she is that my a wishing girl
KLENTING KUNING LANGSUNG BERDIRI DISAMBUT OLEH ANDE-ANDE LUMUT.
ANDE-ANDE LUMUT (Memegang tangan K. Kuning) : My sweaty girl, finally you find.
TERDENGAR MUSIK GENDING JAWA/ alamat Palsu
PENYIAR TV : audiences, Finally, Klenting Kuning met Ande ande lumut .
And they live happy together.
I am ( nama kamu ) “ say Good bye, thank you and
GOOD EVENING.
THE END
HERE ARE CHARACTERS OF ANDE – ANDE LUMUT
NYAI INTAN 5. PENYIAR TV 9. ASISSTEN
KLENTING ABANG 6. YUYU KANGKANG
KLENTING IJO 7. MBOK RONDO
KLENTING KUNING 8. ANDE ANDE LUMUT ENGLISH CONTEST SESSION IV, 13th DEC 2011